
You’re a son-of-a-bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?
“You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene. I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there ‘cause I think You’re just vindictive.
What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours except praise His glory and praise His name? There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do.
Gratias Tibi ago, domine (I give thanks to You, O Lord). Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug?
Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children… that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?
Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! (Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with Your punishments! I was Your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments! To hell with You!)
You get Hoynes!
(via fuckyeahwestwing)
Posted On: Fri, Jun. 03, 2011
-
bangarang-nice-sprite reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
goodshipophelia reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
securelyonafairywing liked this
-
priz reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
monday-tuesdayismyweekend liked this
-
allstartstofade liked this
-
saidthebutterfly reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
scullyseviltwin reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
3r1u liked this
-
ellensingerharvelle reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
fourtwoseven liked this
-
remedies reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
digitalmeowmix liked this
-
rzhale reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
rzhale liked this
-
onlyseven liked this
-
bakinginthebatcave reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
The thing that gets me is “That was my son.” I love him for that.
-
capjrqvs reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
One of the GREATEST scenes in the history of television. Fucking perfect.
-
so-calledwriter reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
I loaned out my full series of West Wing DVD’s to some friends who were starting to get into it. Good lord I hope they...
-
so-calledwriter liked this
-
moldybranflake liked this
-
kjan2290 liked this
-
jewess reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
thanks for being brilliant, sorkin. also thanks for creating a christian character that i don’t automatically resent for...
-
inaflashinablinkofaneye reblogged this from aimlessglee and added:
Favourite. Scene. Ever.
-
michaeltalbot liked this
-
inaflashinablinkofaneye liked this
-
kaffysmaffy liked this
-
wryan reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
You want to know good writing? You want to know good acting? Talk to Martin Sheen and Aaron Sorkin, they can show you...
-
wryan liked this
-
chaotic4life reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
Even reading this gives me chills. This has got to be one of the most memorable TV Monologues ever written and...
-
zainyk liked this
-
tessseract liked this
-
raaae reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing and added:
True story: I had this memorized in the 8th grade.
-
beccagrawl liked this
-
bethfoolery liked this
-
realfaustus liked this
-
jeslyncat reblogged this from aimlessglee and added:
“Have I displeased You, You feckless thug?” I’ve never felt this way, but I do understand it very well....
-
bleedingquadrophenic liked this
-
weallwannaparty liked this
-
lolerbladez liked this
-
sayit-meanit liked this
-
laughterkey liked this
-
threeforksofthetrident reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
singofthedamage reblogged this from fuckyeahwestwing
-
aimlessglee reblogged this from stripes13
- Show more notes